Off the Beaten Track

Clues:
1. In the South Island of New Zealand
2. Close to Nelson
3. I played in a Nelson Bays Football rep team there
4. We played against teams from the top of the South Island
5. A big sports field

Off the beaten track

Clues:

1). North Island
2). You can catch a ferry there
3). Has Parliament, Te Papa and a zoo

Charlotte's web

Gee hi, I'm 'the rat'. Hey, don't you dare call me 'the rat'. My name is Templeton.

I am a plump, brown rat with a pointy face. I live in a dark, damp hole in the barn. In my hole I have a collection of lovely, stolen, garbage.

I like to say things like 'the rat is handsome' or 'the rat is happy'. I also like to speak with a 'cool' tone in my voice.

I am also a rude, selfish, greedy, bossy, disrespectful, childish, demanding and so on rat. But don't forget I'm not nice!

Oh, and just to add to that list I enjoy spending time: eating whatever I can find, diving into slop, sneaking around the barn and lying around in my hole. Oh, I almost forgot , I do anything for food.

So that's me, I'm plump, brown, have a pointy face, call myself "the rat" live in a dark, damp hole of stolen garbage. I like to say "the rat is handsome" or "the rat is happy". Speak with a cool tone in my voice, I am selfish and bossy, do anything for food and I am lazy! Bye now I don't have time to chat.

Off the beaten track

Clues:

1). South Island,

2). Is a bay,

3). Bottom of the west coast,

4). Hardly anything there,

5). Starts with 'J'.