Gee hi, I'm 'the rat'. Hey, don't you dare call me 'the rat'. My name is Templeton.
I am a plump, brown rat with a pointy face. I live in a dark, damp hole in the barn. In my hole I have a collection of lovely, stolen, garbage.
I like to say things like 'the rat is handsome' or 'the rat is happy'. I also like to speak with a 'cool' tone in my voice.
I am also a rude, selfish, greedy, bossy, disrespectful, childish, demanding and so on rat. But don't forget I'm not nice!
Oh, and just to add to that list I enjoy spending time: eating whatever I can find, diving into slop, sneaking around the barn and lying around in my hole. Oh, I almost forgot , I do anything for food.
So that's me, I'm plump, brown, have a pointy face, call myself "the rat" live in a dark, damp hole of stolen garbage. I like to say "the rat is handsome" or "the rat is happy". Speak with a cool tone in my voice, I am selfish and bossy, do anything for food and I am lazy! Bye now I don't have time to chat.
Oh, and just to add to that list I enjoy spending time: eating whatever I can find, diving into slop, sneaking around the barn and lying around in my hole. Oh, I almost forgot , I do anything for food.
So that's me, I'm plump, brown, have a pointy face, call myself "the rat" live in a dark, damp hole of stolen garbage. I like to say "the rat is handsome" or "the rat is happy". Speak with a cool tone in my voice, I am selfish and bossy, do anything for food and I am lazy! Bye now I don't have time to chat.
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